Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 March 29, 2016

y'allos

The set of allosexual people, usually referred to from the perspective of a person on the asexual spectrum.

I don't understand why y'allos do this, probably because I'm ace.

by konci June 6, 2015

Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber

Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown

by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016

Almasy

Really gay.

Dude, your Almasy

by Dincht™ July 16, 2003