Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers and one monkey

Bro the allen is really bored chat is so cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

Allen

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.

Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish

-Where'd Allen go?

Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*

by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019

Allen Bradley

"Mean Old Uncle Allen"

A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.

Mechanical engineer: Hey man did you install the software for that PLC yet?
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.

by angryWSUstudent February 3, 2021

Allen-Marcus

Best person in the world ong

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe

by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021

Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.

Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came

by Parthurnax November 23, 2021

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022