joe allen

Joe Allen is simular to Viktor.

-Ohh its Joe Allen!
-No its Viktor!

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now

That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes

by Luke mattww October 21, 2021

BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.

Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen

by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020

Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.

Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came

by Parthurnax November 23, 2021