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Alaskan Bobsleding

The act of a male jizzing in a girl's mouth so much that she passes out. Then you knock her down and ride her down the stares. Concrete stairs are insufficient.
by laxbrox November 18, 2011
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Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!
by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011
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Bethel, Alaska

A town of about 8,000 in the southwest part of the state that consists of more taxis than privately owned vehicles. The atmosphere of the town is one of despair, hopelessness, and general filth. The residents are mostly Yupik natives, Albanians, Koreans, and displaced, hapless, middle-class white people that work mainly as pilots of small aircraft, in health care, and the school system. Few, if any of the public buildings, hotels, shopping areas, and restaurants are rarely, if ever cleaned. A can of soup at the AC Store runs for about $5 and a meal of hamburger and french fries runs for about $15. No recreation center or indoor pool for the kids to ease their boredom.
by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013
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alaskan snow dragon

this is the act where you revieve head from a girl, or a guy if you swing that way. when nearing climax, you clamp them on your weiner from the top of their head and their chin with your hands and say "I have Aids" which then they will blow it out their nose. like a dragon
im about to come.......
I HAVE AIDS!!
levle 5 ice attack
alaskan snow dragon
by FarmerCharmer October 16, 2012
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alaskan stopwatch

When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
by Mikey 145 April 26, 2006
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Alaskan Ice Drill

When you create a mold of your wang, and then fill it with water. Freeze it over night, and then pull it out of the mold and use it as a dildo.
John froze an Alaskan Ice Drill and then screwed his girlfriend with it that morning.
by Dr. Who Man January 9, 2009
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Alaskan Firedragon

An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
Mike: Yo man, I saw an alaskan firedragon flying over Cook Inlet!

Jon: You sure you didn't smoke to much dope?

Mike: No, I swear to god I saw It!!
by Jackson "50 Cent" Chandler October 28, 2007
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