Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Get the potato alarm clock mug.A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.
"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
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Get the Smoke Alarm American mug.The (sexual) act of taking a poster, crumpling it up, shoving it down your throat, swallowing it, defecating it out, flushing the toilet, going into your septic tank (or inside a sewage system, but this is far riskier), finding the poster, taking it out, cleaning it, unwrinkling the poster, admiring the brand new “vintage” look of the poster, framing it and then reselling it on eBay or an alternative ecommerce site for a ridiculous price, letting someone buy it, giving it to them, waiting half a decade before finally finding the buyer, tracking down the posters current whereabouts, retrieving it, unframing it, and then finally repeating the process until satisfied with the design.
Person 1: “Dude you know what would be frickin’ crazy right now?”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025
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(slang)
When someone freaks out or panics because they can’t reach the person they need to talk to—usually during a stressful or urgent situation. Comes from the “504 Gateway Timeout” error online, meaning the “gateway” (the person you're trying to contact) isn’t responding. Basically: emotional timeout = meltdown mode.
(slang)
When someone freaks out or panics because they can’t reach the person they need to talk to—usually during a stressful or urgent situation. Comes from the “504 Gateway Timeout” error online, meaning the “gateway” (the person you're trying to contact) isn’t responding. Basically: emotional timeout = meltdown mode.
Example:
“Bro, I texted Maya five times about the fight I had with my boss and she didn’t answer. I was triggering a 504 alarm thinking she ghosted me in my moment of crisis.”
“Bro, I texted Maya five times about the fight I had with my boss and she didn’t answer. I was triggering a 504 alarm thinking she ghosted me in my moment of crisis.”
by Belladumbee December 7, 2025
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(adj./noun)
A slang term for someone acting so dangerously chaotic, loud, or obviously unhinged that they’re basically guaranteed to get the authorities called on them. A “501 alarm” person is operating at a level of behavior that’s past “wild,” past “crackhead energy,” and deep into “you’re about to go to jail or get involuntarily hospitalized” territory.
(adj./noun)
A slang term for someone acting so dangerously chaotic, loud, or obviously unhinged that they’re basically guaranteed to get the authorities called on them. A “501 alarm” person is operating at a level of behavior that’s past “wild,” past “crackhead energy,” and deep into “you’re about to go to jail or get involuntarily hospitalized” territory.
“There was this man on the corner acting so erratic and cracked-out that he turned into a full 501 alarm.”
“What happened?”
“He started throwing rocks at people’s cars as they drove by — caused so much attention that the cops pulled up and scooped his ass instantly.”
“What happened?”
“He started throwing rocks at people’s cars as they drove by — caused so much attention that the cops pulled up and scooped his ass instantly.”
by Belladumbee December 7, 2025
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