Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
Get the Alanmug. i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
i miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. by Croc77 March 8, 2022
Get the Alanmug. by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
Get the Alaningmug. cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.
When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp
Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp
Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer
Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.
When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp
Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp
Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer
Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
by Man Made Forever November 4, 2020
Get the Alanmug. Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed
by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016
Get the Alanmug. 