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LOL addiction

when your girlfriend sends you a text that has LOL after every word or at the end of every text.
you: hi babe
her: how are you? LOL
you: Im good, whats with the LOL?
her:(compleatly ignoring the last sentence) That's good!LOL!
YOU: you have a LOL addiction!!!!
by WHITEDAN August 7, 2012
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Cunt addict

Everyone I know is a cunt addict, everyone knows some cunt, loves some cunt, or did.
She is a cunt addict, he is a cunt addict, there could be a cunt addict support group, because everyone knows some cunt.
by Isness magic December 3, 2016
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Addictive Personality

When a person says that they do not have an addictive personality, they are insinuating that they are somehow immune to ever becoming addicted to anything.

Often, when someone says this, they do in fact have an addictive personality. Whether it be to food, sex, shopping or tv.... they do in fact have an addiction of one sort it another.
My brother is a heroin addict; I just don’t have an addictive personality though....
by The right women October 8, 2017
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Crimson Addict

A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.
"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"
by Tommy Pickles April 2, 2004
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Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012
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TV Download Addiction

Also known as TDA, TV Download Addiction is when someone downloads vast amounts of one or several TV show episodes or seasons and becomes addicted to watching episodes in great periods of time. This is due to the ability to watch multiple, consecutive shows without commercials or days in between.
"Hey dude I haven't Tommy in a few days. Where's he been?"

"Oh you haven't heard? He's has TV Download Addiction. He caught TDA after he download all the seasons of Dexter so he won't be hanging out for a while."
by drewfer February 15, 2010
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Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.
In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"
by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014
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