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aaron

an arron or hairless foot hobbit is a small creature who dwells in the forests lining bike trails and other remote walkways in kenosha wisconsin. most commonly known for their annoying, off putting personality this hobbit-esk animal loves to piss off its peers and push itself farther and farther into isolation. once you come in contact with an aaron legend says that it will slowly drive you to your breaking point. you can usually spot an aaron by their short physique and over all hilariousness.
im telling you i saw an aaron on the bike trail!!
by hobbit enthusiest December 15, 2010
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aaron

epileptic octopus who is obsessed with noodles and chicken fry, and has a dog named baby peach muffins<3
who is that weird guy you always skype with?

oh, thats aaron. i love him(:
by aaronknows(: July 8, 2011
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aaron

an absolute real operation necessary; usually for a new face due to the growth of jelly like substance and several types fungus on it; in a shape not dissimilar to tan lines acquired on a skiing trip or excessive wearing of sunglasses in sunny weather.
In less common cases, it refers to other parts of the body, in literal and metaphorical senses, such as "grow taller", or "grow some balls".
Deary me, you need an aaron, you have no backbone.
by taneous February 24, 2009
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aaron

a chumodbelimicturdburger who will play for fun when he beats oscars gamer score
aaron cow
by angus munro October 8, 2008
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AaRon

Your a weaboo Aaron
by mememememememmes March 25, 2017
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Aaron Bradley

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.
Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.
by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020
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Aaron Burr

Someone Who is remembered mostly for Shooting Alexander Hamilton.
He was portrayed in the musical 'Hamilton' as someone who did not support Women's rights, but who was actually very supporting of Women's rights, and homeschooled his Daughter, Theodosia Burr Jr, as he believed that she should have been able to learn everything men did back then.
Aaron Burr was actually Physically Abused by his uncle,Timothy Edwards, while under his care, and Had a sister, named Sarah, or 'Sally'.
"Pardon me, Are you Aaron Burr, sir?"
by AlexTrashyBoi August 7, 2019
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