ethnic sex act

1. A vulgar sex act that follows the naming convention of placing an ethnic adjective next to a seemingly innocuous, everyday word. Often, the theme of the sex act will be constant with the ethnicity, for example, often linking Greek with anally related acts and Russian with extremely violent sex acts.

Notable Ethnic Sex Acts:

Mexican Avalanche
Greek Ram-rod
Russian Cockblock
Spanish Blindfold
French Bagel
English Breakfast
Italian Foot Bone
{insert ethnicity here} {insert random everyday word here}

by aka_Pyro May 27, 2008

Acting all Xbox

Not working, Broken, defective. As in how the Microsoft Xbox 360 has a HIGH defect rate.

My PC is "Acting all Xbox"!

by Sodoom February 25, 2008

commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone September 28, 2008

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W March 28, 2007

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.

“God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”

by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

by Godddoghot April 10, 2019

Tusk Act 4

The act of spinning so hard a large pink thing appears and punches your enemy while saying ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA.

Person 1: Yo what the fuck is this pink thing that's screaming ORA?
Person 2: yo that's tusk act 4.

by AaaaaaaaaajojoAAAAAAAAAAA November 11, 2021