ddictionary

when you do a typo of dictionary

a: lets search up dictionary in ud
a: oops i typed ddictionary instead of dictionary

by 2024ishere January 1, 2024

ddictionary

a misspelling of dictionary

1: lets go in urban dictionary and put in dictionary
1: oops im at the wrong page cus i put ddictionary not dictionary

by hi 2024 bye 2023 January 2, 2024

Addictive funk

Used to describe when something unconventional results in satisfaction and/or pleasure.

The chorus has an addictive funk to it.

Dry dog food has that addictive funk.

by Avidaddictivefunker February 23, 2024

Addictitize

When you use something over the average time.

“I was addictitize by funny men doing their makeup on TikTok”

by Reese Brooklyn May 15, 2024

Addictive funk

The irresistible appeal of something that isn't usually enjoyable, but has a unique quality that keeps you coming back for more.

Smell this parmesan cheese, it's got that addictive funk to it.

That melody has an addictive funk.

Sneezing has an addictive funk.

by ebabe01 June 3, 2024

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Appdiction

noun: A compulsive obsession with downloading applications on digital devices, characterized by an overwhelming and uncontrollable urge that mirrors substance addiction. Individuals suffering from Appdiction often find themselves accumulating hundreds or even thousands of apps, leading to cluttered devices, anxiety over choices, and a constant craving for the next download.

My Appdiction has taken over my life; with over 1,300 apps on my iPhone and countless more deleted, I can’t remember the last time I felt satisfied with just one.

by odd elle April 8, 2025