Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. The Energy Argument Against Abortion is a novel, inarguable, and irrefutable argument against abortion that can be found on the END ABORTION community on X formerly known as twitter. The Energy Argument Against Abortion is as follows: Albert Einstein's mass-energy equivalence principle dictates that mass is fundamentally a form of energy. Thus, the law of conservation of energy dictates that the energy in the form of matter with mass taken in by a living system that is converted into free energy cannot be greater than the free energy utilized by the living system to carry out that CONVERSION of matter into free energy that can be utilized by the living system which mathematically means that NO NET ENERGY is added to a living system despite intake of matter with mass. Thus, as dictated by the second law of thermodynamics, the total energy of the human zygote/human fetus as a living system CANNOT increase after the moment of conception and must CONTINUALLY DECREASE since the total free energy of the human being living system progressively DECREASES as the total entropy of the human being living system progressively INCREASES since NO NET ENERGY is added to the human being living system despite intake of matter with mass into the human being living system. Thus, the human zygote/human fetus has the HIGHEST TOTAL ENERGY as a living system out of all forms of the human being including born human beings making the murderous act of abortion WRONG and IMMORAL under any circumstance!
Example: "Hey bro, I just used The Energy Argument Against Abortion in order to COMPLETELY DEBUNK every single pro-abortion apologist and it was completely FANTASTIC!"
by The Global Revolutionary April 15, 2024
Get the The Energy Argument Against Abortionmug. A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
Get the My brain had an abortionmug. An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way
by semenster6937 March 14, 2025
Get the Emotional Abortionmug. A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.
An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
Get the Abortionmug. An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
Get the emotional abortionmug. 4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
Get the Backyard Abortionmug.