Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them

- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease

by billsatin March 5, 2023

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Rump Tease

A rump tease is a girl who attracts attention from the behind but when one examines the front finds the said girl to be simply below standards.

Izzy saw the Rump Tease from behind and made a move only to find himself disgusted with the interaction when she faced him.

by i123 July 4, 2009

butt tease

Teasing people with your butt

Sam kept wearing those jeans I like and intentionally bending over Infront of me....she's such a butt tease!

by MammaD19 July 15, 2023

a little teasing

When you make fun of your short friend

They couldn't handle a little teasing

by A bad idea April 21, 2023

Pic tease

When your friend goes on an amazing adventure abroad that you'll only be able to experience vicariously, and keeps posting about it, but includes no pictures ):/
Meh!

...Stop being such a pic tease and include some photos of the Giant Emperor Penguins and the Southern Lights you punk ass!

by Kitty a go go February 2, 2017