Jessica Mae

Beautiful and talented Minneapolis Makeup Artist. Founder of WarPaint International Beauty Agency.

That naturally defining beauty and popped red lip... that's signature Jessica Mae.

by Urban Kozanno April 2, 2017

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

jessica chapman

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.

Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

by Boss Candy Mike March 1, 2015

Jessica byers

She a dumb ass bitch that stank and her choochie is mouse that only catches cock roaches damn but that ass tho

Jessica byers stank like sid the sloth like like the ice age baby

by Shit byers May 13, 2020

jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

jessica tripp

the most amazing and sweetest girl you will ever meet
shes got the best smile you will ever see and she can make anyone smile anyone happy by just looking at them

when you hug her its normal to not want to let go

and when you meet her its impossible to not love her

jessica tripp do you know her? yeah shes pretty awesome}

by damiano12 November 28, 2011