Harrison

To do something utterly retarted or have a massive fuckup.
Oh fuck! I’ve just done myself a Harrison.
by Flippymcgee October 19, 2023
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A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
Anyone: sup harrison
Harrison: *kicks you in the ankles* (he can't reach your shins)
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harrison is a gimp, who resembles a stick grenade nonce. he is overweight and you can feel the quake quake no mi tremors every step he takes. his presence is known by his gigantic presence (his big belly) his small pp produces and over amount of cheese to feed the 5000 just like prophet isa did. when harrison you say astarfurallah instead of mashallah.
harrison is a stinky nonce
by harrison hater 69420 August 17, 2023
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A person who likes to express but also hide their attraction to other men aswell as having sexual intercourse with their step dad typically named dean
I’d rather be a nigger then a harrison
by Harrison gay September 21, 2019
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Normally a ranga. When you first meet he seems nice but then you get to know him and he starts to get annoying. Then he does something that pisses the shit out of you. Then you see him do it to all your friends and then no one actually wants to be around him but he sticks his nose in everything . And just trys to get your attention.

In short he is a dickhead
Man why does Harrison always have to try get our attention?
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Harrison is one of a kind. They have a glorious sense of humour and are very good at cooking crumbles. They also bake a decent brownie.

They have the hips of Shakira, so watch out for them on the dance floor.

They will also make you laugh so hard that you’ll cry.
Harrison, you wonderful human, are you bringing brownies?
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Person 1: hey is that Harrison
Person 2: yea his dicks huge
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