birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.

Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!

by conchowino February 23, 2009

blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.

Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!

by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009

drunk elbow

When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.

Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.

Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!

Friend 1: *Drops drink*

Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"

by JMUnation March 29, 2015

drunk polar

(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.

That girl is a nice girl, but get a few drinks in her she turns into a sloppy drunk polar bitch.

by druuuuunk January 3, 2011

Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.

Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!

by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020