by Yolo Swagin May 04, 2015
by Teshandra April 23, 2013
(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
by ghee99 November 22, 2018
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 07, 2011
Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
by Cpt. Kickass June 20, 2009
A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb July 05, 2013
by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021