I don't need a relationship I've got a part time shag.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
by Princess Twilight Sparkle May 04, 2011
Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.
by Kyhnel April 10, 2019
A drinking game invented by a group of Cambridge students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:
1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing
Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing
Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 17, 2008
the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
by thesheepshaggingmilkbottle July 27, 2011
Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc
Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.
Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.
Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
by AussieCol September 22, 2017
In beer pong, the act that must be performed by a player who throws a pingpong ball so vigorously at the opposing player's cup that the cup spills and the contents of said cup are spilled onto the carpet.
Boy 1 throws the ping pong ball at Boy 2's cup, and the cup spills.
Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"
Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"
by Lukeapotomous January 23, 2011