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Munch On My Cob

A term that is used to throw rage at another person. By telling someone to Munch on your cob you are also putting others at risk of being the laughing stock. The term originated in a discord server and started spreading and now everyone is at risk of being the "Cob Muncher". Plan on using the term carefully as people will potentially use it against you if learned.
"You can go Munch on my Cob!" or "You Cob Muncher!"
by rar6 July 26, 2023
mugGet the Munch On My Cobmug.

charleston marsh munch

When someone has swamp ass and you eat their ass out
I got Julie naked one hot day, turned her over and gave her a charleston marsh munch
by Holler Back September 25, 2006
mugGet the charleston marsh munchmug.

Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
mugGet the Crud Munching Bitchmug.

what the munch

An exclamation of disbelief, anger, or surprise.
what the munch!? You just freaking kicked me in the veiny lovetree!

what the munch is John doing to that tree?
by yourSuperior August 3, 2005
mugGet the what the munchmug.

Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.
In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.
by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010
mugGet the Faggot-munching queermomug.

Durham tidy munch

"My wife loves it when I give her a Durham tidy munch"
by yessahh August 20, 2008
mugGet the Durham tidy munchmug.

munch a box lunch

Hey, Baby! How would you like it if I munch a box lunch?
by Guy Fontana April 27, 2007
mugGet the munch a box lunchmug.

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