Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.
Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!
by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011
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mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'
I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.
by Mousy December 06, 2006
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Mouse rage

When your computer freezes so you click every possible spot on the screen and bash your mouse against hard surfaces.
Guy 1: WTF DAMMIT WORK!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *clicks everywhere and smashes mouse*

Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?
by Very Big Muffin February 25, 2011
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mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
by Shay Dee June 20, 2018
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Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.
"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."
by impasta_pasta October 22, 2014
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Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.
"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
by Doctor Sniff July 11, 2013
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pocket mouse

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"
by Happytreehugger December 30, 2015
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