donkey-horse

The art of calling someone a horse donkey.

Fart Dick- You donkey-horse!
Dick Fart- Your the Donkey-Horse!

by SpaceOtters369 May 29, 2017

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.

Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?

by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017

Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row

Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side

by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.

Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.

by Hawen April 19, 2019

Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch

“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “

by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020

donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.

Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.

by Greezy636 March 19, 2014

chaos donkey

Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.

Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!

by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021