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Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.
Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.
by Hawen April 19, 2019
mugGet the Donkey Cavemug.

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.
Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?
by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017
mugGet the donkey potmug.

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
by Froghead0 March 31, 2016
mugGet the scanning the donkeymug.

Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.
"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."
by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010
mugGet the Talkin' Donkeymug.

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
mugGet the Donkey's apronmug.

Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
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