Chinese Brigade

A group of men who live throughout South Yorkshire, and make it their goal to make sounds outside local businesses in order to confuse the employees within. Also they have begun to travel around schools doing the same.

OMFG, the fire alarms ringing!" "Oh, don't worry, it's just the Chinese Brigade.

by ChineseBrigade September 17, 2010

Chinese Monday

The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.

Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.

Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?

Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.

by Andj87 June 9, 2011

Chinese Raincoat

A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.

Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!

by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 27, 2011

Hacked by Chinese

A phrase popularized after the wordCode Red/word worm appeared with this text in it. Basically nonsense. Code Red originated from China. Often used as an expression, much like wordpwned by n00bshop/word, except with less emphasis on the winner being neophyte-esque.

You lose. Hacked by Chinese!

by Trafton September 12, 2003

get chinese

get really stoned. Mainly on Pot, because your eyes seem to squint (like a chinaman) when your high.

After the Lacrosse game let's get chinese.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

chinese blues

getting "The Blues", Particularly applied to receving them in the chinese persuasion.

Since my chinese step-mom had a little 1/2 chinese baby, i got the chinese blues man.

by Jyzz January 15, 2007

chinese rapist

When you pull a sinister face that looks like a sexually frustrated member of the asian community.

"Look at Settle on that photo, he looks like a chinese rapist!"

by Jacobin_ February 1, 2008