Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.

when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.

by loopus November 8, 2010

cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".

We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.

by Yorkers June 26, 2009

Status-able

When somebody says something that can be used as a status on Facebook, Aim, etc.

Brian: Yo, Evy is so Gutta...

Evy: That is so status-able.

by Evy. April 2, 2010

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.

The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.

by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011