dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Cock destroyer

When a person sends a man to hospital after riding him red raw

Grace rode him so hard his dad had to take him to a&e, she’s a cock destroyer

by Jacob maxwell jr January 16, 2025

Deepthroat-Destroyed

When someone rapidly deepthroats a penis from the tip to the base of the shaft non-stop until the person ejaculates down their throat.

She started to give him head and then deepthroat-destroyed him until he couldn't handle it anymore causing him to ejaculate down her throat.

by I'm Ultimate January 17, 2025

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Destroy Dick December

Its like no nut November

Hey bro it's destroy dick December

by Nolamgfg February 3, 2025

Planet Destroyer

An overweight or fat vegan.

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!

by The Freshman King February 24, 2025

Gym destroys gains

Elliot daniells the ex women destroyer seems to believe vaping will affect his fuck off biceps however big boz is not on the same page and believes he should start sucking on his lemon and lime crystal

Gym destroys gains “Well yeah that’s mint”

by Bozza touch February 24, 2025