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Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
by bobnsons December 20, 2018
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Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
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PulPit BullShit

(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts

(2) Televangelist Talk
Jimmy Swaggart appears weekly on TV to talk that PulPit BullShit
by EmJayee December 16, 2018
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life
by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015
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bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
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Bullshit Barbie

Bullshit Barbie continued to spout covid disinformation
by ranvar September 3, 2022
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