The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 25, 2011
by Mrs. Gebroe July 13, 2022
Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.
"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George
by mynanplaysbingo February 11, 2018
When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows
1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
by spergy February 07, 2019
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
You do not talk about Fight Club.
by Adexen December 08, 2016
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!
Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 05, 2015
When two people put on hockey gloves and helmets and just punch the shit out of each other. Typically happens in hockey dressing rooms before or after games/practices.
Jonny: wanna bucket fight?
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.
by TheFightingProctor March 26, 2021