jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

by hey_its_po January 9, 2018

Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST

Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020

Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push

Jake is such a knogger

by Même guy December 10, 2019

Jake

Is an idiot

Jake your such an idiot you will never get a girlfriend

by Jake's dad May 7, 2018

Jake

A dick who is addicted to Fortnite Battle Royale

I hate Jake.He baited me.

by Fortnite dick January 5, 2019

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell

Wow, he's a total Jake

by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019