Fail King

Someone that fails at everything.

Roi Heenok is such a Fail King.

by fargo123 May 26, 2010

fail gay

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay

to fail at being gay

"wow.. what a fail gay"

by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

Emo fail

An emo fail is a person who tries to act emo but completely makes themselves look like an idiot

John put on eyeliner to try to be emo but failed making him and emo fail

by gayhater69420 July 27, 2017

Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.

HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.

by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009

hierarchy of fail

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees

Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.

by SargeSmith April 27, 2008

Hat Fail

When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.

Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009