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Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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elise's dildo

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo
"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"
by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
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Poop dildo

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
by August ki June 15, 2018
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