spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

Your leaves blown

A slang term for a guy who has had a blow job. Normally used if you are in a public place and you don't want adults to know what you were talking about.

Hey Bryce man, have you had your leaves blown.

by artgeek63 January 15, 2008

hod your wisht

scottish term meaning shut up...

ginge: ure a r8 fat twat
fatboy: hod your wisht you ginger twat

by jus that lad ye December 7, 2007

toe your hole

To kick someone's arse (Scottish)

Shut your face or I'll toe your hole

by roscomcpie December 18, 2008

work your pork

same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.

where john schnieder?

oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn

by ryan killion January 11, 2009

Pushing Your Voice

Forbidden practice of attempting to make one’s self sound more hip, cool, or otherwise socially attractive via alterations in normal vocal inflection. Practiced by males, even though once in a while there is a female who does it.


The general concept has also now been transferred to other an abundance of other activities, as various individuals have been accused of "pushing" their eyes, foreheads, chests, funniness, skinniness, intelligence, eyebrows, anger, love, and other attributes to make themselves seem sexier.

Why do you talk like that? Stop pushing your voice. You're a loser. Just be yourself.

by MSUSpartan October 17, 2008

flicking your flaps

A way women please themselves sexually, referring to the flaps of the vagina

What are you flicking your flaps to, Catrina?

by princesspoopy69 March 14, 2014