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Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.
by Jtobraves March 23, 2021
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Blueing

To belch up a glob of semen and then, using your tongue, spoon up the semen and mash it into the back of your teeth, leaving it there for at least 3 days to allow it to dry and form a crust on your teeth - typically during this 3 day period, no food or drink is consumed to avoid washing the semen off of your teeth.
Just saw another picture of Gohan from Beastars, so uh... I'll be blueing in the bathroom for the next couple hours.
by cozziefox March 2, 2024
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Low Grade Blues

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.
"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues
by Slimcady March 3, 2023
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Staring into the deep blue

Another way to say that someone is daydreaming.
I thought he was lookin' at me, but he was just staring into the deep blue.
by Woofto November 25, 2023
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Blue Fever

An odd and sexual attraction towards Jewish men.
She is in love and wants to fuck with Jon Ossoff. I think she has Blue Fever.
by PooLover69 February 1, 2021
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Blue Fish

The act of rapidly slapping someone’s inner thighs with one hand, in a back and forth motion. Often done by surprise.

Replicates the slapping sounds of a blue fish flopping about on the deck of a ship.
She snuck up and blue fished me.
by Raenac August 6, 2022
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Blue waffles

I had Blue waffles because my wife didn’t hav sex with me
by Mr garret hudson jr the 5th nm October 25, 2022
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