First Love Syndrome

The first person you truly fall in love with. You want to spend every moment with this person, you're almost addicted. You picture yourself marrying this person. Even when things turn sour, you're sure you'll work them out. Even when you break up, you're sure that after some time, even in the future, you will get back together and live happily ever after. Because you love each other, how could you not? This usually happens in your teens. And when you mature more, you (hopefully) realize that it was just first love syndrome.

Wow, Jill really thinks she is going to get back together with Jack after he dumped her on her birthday? She just has first love syndrome.

by slysammie08 January 17, 2015

Las Vegas Syndrome

Illness brought on by too little sleep, too little water, too much heat, and often too much alcohol. This illness occurs all too often in Las Vegas with so much to do and generally too little time to do everything one wants to do. The people affected with Las Vegas Syndrome often end up incoherent, uncounsious, and even dead.

A man goes on a 4 night 5 day vacation to Las Vegas. The temperature for 10 days has been over 100 degrees. He arrives after a 3 hours plane ride and immediately hits the strip, wandering from one casino to the next getting free drinks by gambling, stopping for drinks between casinos. Next thing he knows, the sun is coming up the next day. He eats breakfast until 8am and has plans to see a show at noon. He decides to take a quick nap and be out the door by 11. The same thing happens the next day, and the day after, only on day 4 at 3pm he ends up unconscious on the gound outside a casino. He has forgotten to drink water and the temperature had him sweating like a stuck pig. He gets picked up by the paramedics and spends his last night in Vegas in the hospital being rehydrated by IV. This is Las Vegas Syndrome, only for some it takes their life.

by TruBlonde3 March 4, 2009

Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).

Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.

by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008

Little man syndrome

When a small man feels the need to out do a normal size man in order to feel bigger then he is.

Boy Chris really has little man syndrome today. He feels he needs to drink more then everyone else.

by Blue Knight April 22, 2003

Dumb bitch Syndrome

Dumb bitch syndrome can happen when one does stupid things.
- When a female does something incredibly stupid.
Vulgar - When a female just does stupid shit naturally.
- Female who acts without thinking causing her to act dumb.

Female jumps out of a car because there is a bug inside, she has a case of dumb bitch syndrome.
People such as, but not limited to Britiny Spears, Paris hilton, and Jessica Simpson. All the women listed previousely have a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome

by xGarthx April 7, 2010

Thomas Jefferson Syndrome

When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.

You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.

by Po Black Pussy February 28, 2009

harry potter syndrome

Syndrome where an individual believes to be the fictional character "Harry Potter" from the successful series by J.K.Rowling. Symptoms are: hallucinations of "dementors", "wizards", and other magical beings, believing that one can fly on a broomstick, waving around a stick seeing if it will make something move, disappear, or change at all, drawing a lightning bolt somewhere on the forehead, etc.

"I do not have Harry Potter Syndrome! Look at me fly on my firebolt!"

by power ranger May 22, 2006