by CarpetMuncher7 July 06, 2021
Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.
by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024
When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
by Therestareruinedforme April 07, 2023
When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.
by Atjackmyswagger November 05, 2014
by Candermusic January 23, 2018
The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018