Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box

by ElderCunny December 3, 2015

Skunk Meat

Skunk Meat refers to the worst player on a female basketball team.

Person A: "Damn. Lexi sucks ass at basketball."

Person B: "Yeah she's skunk meat bro"

by TheDeuceBruh December 1, 2015

meat hustler

A player Someone Just out for a lay a peice of meat
Can be used both ways

"look at u with all the girls you meat hustler"

by TAP'R September 6, 2009

circling the meat

Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.

"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."

by zedsaidhi October 24, 2015

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 21, 2022

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023