The Boonk God is one who Fully Boonks all the time. The Boonk God does not Half send. The first “OG” Boonk God was Alex Dudziak.
Regular person~ How does one simply become a Boonk God?
Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.
Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.
by BOONK GOD June 11, 2018
Get the boonk godmug. An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.
by A-10 King May 26, 2023
Get the The Hand Of Godmug. is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
Get the Erectuilas, God of Penismug. Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
I don't care about God sorry not sorry.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022
Get the Godmug. by Handzo March 31, 2021
Get the Man*godmug. by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019
Get the God of cubanmug. A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
Oh my God, you smell like shit.
by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021
Get the Godmug.