Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)

Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.

by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.

“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

twinkle hands

twinkly eva

“twinkle hands is emo”

by i AM the silly August 11, 2023

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

Hand Camp

Another word for a man jerking off.

Step one: pitch tent in your pants
Step two: reach into tent
Step three: jerk your "pole"

Hey bro do you wanna go out to the bar or are you gonna stay home and Hand Camp?

Who needs a girl friend when I can hand camp alone

by JK3Z0 July 1, 2019

Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022