DANK DADDY K

A male who is 6'4'' who still needs to try taking a bubble bath with jasmin and caitlin; the daddy of all daddies; goes too hard but it always so much fun to be around; lowkey stoner...actually highkey stoner; BEST KISSER out of the boys in the group; takes a lot of Ls but always bounces back

If you are looking for a daddy, hit up dank daddy k and you are guaranteed a night full of laughter and tears.

by FUPAJACK June 3, 2017

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.

I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie

by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018

daddy

your dad lol

im fucking your mum

i have two dads lol
AW YES DADDY

by haz sads May 2, 2021

sugar daddy

A creep with a lot of money who pays women (usually underage) money for sex.

sugar daddy

by jayden420 January 7, 2021

daddy char

The ultimate recipe for daddy char is
Memes
Memes
Memes
And typos

But daddy char😭😭
Daddy pleaaase😭😭😭
You promised mehh

by Yeboishrimp August 22, 2017

Daddy Spot

That perfect parking spot where a guy can park his car and avoid damage to the vehicle (such as door dings, shopping cart dings, scratches from passerbys and their baggage, etc.). This spot is usually located remotely, such as in the corner of a large parking lot, or next to a handicap spot with ample space to fully open car doors fully, or far away from a store entrance requiring a bit of a walk to one's destination.

Q: Why did you park so darn far away in that corner?

A: I found a sweet Daddy Spot for the vette!

by SooperJeenyus January 15, 2019

lord daddy

Lord Daddy is the popular character Tom Marvolo Riddle from Harry Potter. You know he is lord daddy as soon as you see him because all the panties drop.

Damn he is such a lord daddy

by TOMMARVOLORIDDLE0831 January 7, 2018