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Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
by superchubs July 4, 2024
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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FFM Double Ass Job

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
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FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock

FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.

I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
by Mackle Deeslong October 10, 2025
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quick job

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"
by Goochenberg October 10, 2013
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Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
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