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Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
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you really thought about it

Meaning that you tried to do something but it went wrong or didn't work out for you.
"wowwww not you trying to pass that test when you didn't study, you really thought about it."
by Savvyisabat April 14, 2022
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Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.
Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.
by LeannTheSexTherapist April 27, 2022
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The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons

A desolated kingdom found deep below the earth's surface. This kingdom is filled with a thousand volcanoes, thousands of sluggish rivers of lava, and a thousand skeletons. Humanity must save itself, for when all humans go extinct, they shall all plummet down to The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons, where they remain the dead creatures of the past.
I cannot believe it, when a large population of one single species die, they go to The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons!
by Voidseeker May 22, 2022
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Your Really Funny

Can be used to tell people that they're funny, or the shit 8 year olds use to insult someone, they think they gave you emotional damage but they didn't, they can't think of insults so they use this one.
Player:

USERNAMEINALLCAPS: Your really funny 😹👎
by BaconInspect June 2, 2022
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They really annoy me

When you are angry you need to blame someone you say “they really annoy me they really really do” you are blaming black people
Bro: they really annoy me
You: yeah they really really do
by Monkey man 19999 June 4, 2022
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Ultra Reality

Hym "Ok, that's not what I meant by 'hyper reality.' What I meant was the reality you experience as you're actively being stabbed to death or as you're falling off a bridge. My thing is better. We'll call it 'Ultra Reality' or maybe 'Maximum Over-Reality.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
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