james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

by Good Man May 14, 2017

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

slaying absolute penis

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

by percyption April 18, 2023

Popsicle Penis Grass

When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass

Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!

by GanTheMan420 May 12, 2023