face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007

a licky boom boom down

a phrase used to show compassion for someone's misfortune and/or express feelings towards your own misfortune whilst still maintaining a positive attitude.
similar meaning to the phrase "man down" used in a comical context.

(also the only coherent line from Snow's "Informer" an extremely popular track amongst peoples of the stoner persuasion.)

"dude, my friends friend just died..." other guy "a licky boom boom down"

"my girlfriend just dumped me... licky boom boom down"
*bows head in shame*

by CHAYJAY November 17, 2011

Knocked Up, Knocked Down

Getting pregnant and then losing the baby or fetus due to miscarriage, stillbirth, or infant death. Also known as KuKd.

Monica LeMoine was knocked up, knocked down.

by uzbekmurf August 5, 2008

Woah calm down Jamal

Woah calm down Jamal

i will kill you!

-other people "woah calm down jamal

by Mr_Cocaine November 4, 2020

hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

Upside Down Pineapple Cake

This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.

Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.

by bullpen 6/3 June 2, 2011