slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

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Laci n' Jackie

A Laci n' Jackie are two separate, independent beings with a passion for life. And when combined they are a force to be reckoned with! With Laci by Jackie's side she's able to conquer a destroy anything that stands in her way because she can draw from Laci's fiery energy who is all to eager to give her anything and everything thing she needs. These two move in such a rythm together it's hard to tell one from the next. Once these two find each other in life hold on to your seats because fuel and fire just become besties and it's the kind of friendship that far surpasses any out there. So if you were smart you wouldn't cross one without being ready for the other to show up and show out.

Did you see how close those two were? Yeah, they were a real Laci n' Jackie!

by Feedmenbed May 4, 2022

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z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

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