good grades

something that I get despite staying up all night staring at the ceiling thinking of fanfictions and scenarios in my mind

me during night: *stares at ceiling thinking up a fanfiction and pulls an all nighter*
also me during school: *gets good grades*
me when I get home: *sleeps for 10 hours straight*

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023

Good Fields

A non trivial small space of land nowhere located.
A dimensionally secluded city.
Paper town, a thousand stories spot.
My revolutional lunatic ideal was lit there.

at some point in life, everybody returns to good fields.

by lupapionerr May 20, 2022

Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.

Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.

by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019

Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass

Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023