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Baby Math

The calculation of how many kinds a woman can have in relationship to when she meets the right guy or the calculation of how long a woman can wait before starting a family in order to have her ideal number of children.
Counting backwards from 38 is the easiest way to calculate baby math. For example, if a woman wants three babies, she need a minimum of about 4 years so she needs to start having babies at age 34. Subtract one year of marriage pre-baby and one year of dating, and you come up with age 32 as when a woman needs to find the man she will eventually have those babies with.
by totuck January 23, 2013
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Baby Knife

Referring to a small penis
Hey Tatiana how how he?
It was horrible he had a baby knife :/
by CrazedClown July 13, 2011
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awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.
- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011
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Malnourished babies

a stupid baby stuck in your basement that hasnt been fed in 5 days and drinks the blood from his deranged cousin michael. malnourished babies are a good investment if you want free child labour.
hey dude i have a new group of malnourished babies in my attic, want one?
by Big Daddy 123456789 ;) May 9, 2023
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Baby Brain

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
by M-A G January 5, 2023
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Baby Batulas

1: An adorable name for Kim Dracula fans.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans.
Kim Dracula fans are baby batulas.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023
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zigi baby

what fans call Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid's baby since we don't know the real name yet. "Zigi" is their ship name.
OMG! the zigi baby is going to be the most beautiful human!
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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