Jorkin’ John Day

Today is Jorkin’ John Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!
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conner john

that guy has conner john
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John J Morris

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️
John J Morris is 🅿️ For real
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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.
‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
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Justine John Daza

He surely has good looks. He’s cute and outgoing. He is a person who is goal-oriented and is futuristic. He is a dreamer and passionate in achieving his goals. He strives and works hard for his family’s future and to his. He’s not perfect but that doesn’t mean he isn’t worthy. He loves God in his own way. He is a person on his own.
I’m Justine John Daza, an island but with people.
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