by Candermusic January 23, 2018
The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
"Wait until I tell you about the Rope Job Phil pulled on me, here's a hint, it included $190 and a Mets game"
by Phoqbudenugz August 03, 2021
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
Similar to rimjob but a person slides their face on the outer rim around the other persons anus, counter clockwise then meets in the middle to shove tongue into said Anus. Then as tongue is into Anus the person flicks the tongue to get the ring affect.
by Testickle69 May 24, 2023
While wearing a thumb ring slide it into the female’s asshole until it sits inside like an egg in a nest.
by Hungboi96 July 30, 2022