dick vein

Insult. Someone who is such a weasel that they don't even get to be called the whole dick- just the vein.

Hey dick vein, send another drink to my woman and I'll kill you.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

dick soup

when there is nothing but guys in a jacuzzi, pool, etc...

im not getting into that jacuzzi!! theres nothing but dudes in there- thats dick soup!!

by statek619 March 1, 2008

Dick Wagon

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!

Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.

by MyMilkShakesAreBetter October 21, 2010

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

Winter Dick

The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.

Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.

Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.

"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"

"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"

"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"

by Matteus January 27, 2009

chicks and dicks

basically, it's a contemptuous term used by critics to denote the same old, same old themes used over and over again, especially in catagories of popular music such as cock rock and cock country. For example: "Ooh baby I just want to make love to you" or descriptions of life on the road, "love 'em and leave 'em" (I can't establish a relationship with you girl, but maybe next year me and the boys will be back here and we can screw again), the inconveinence of getting VD, and all that rigmarol.

I read the CD booklet of a Midnight Oil album and the narrator was amazed that there was an Aussie band that not only truly sounded Australian, even in their accents, but one that had somethings important to say, let alone anything to say period. Something besides the usual touring-and-getting-VD bromides, which he described as "chicks and dicks".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 1, 2007

Dick-Pocket

A woman's vagina.

"Hey dude, your girlfriend's dick-pocket was delicious last nite!"

by mystery121290 September 11, 2011