The Family Guy Conflict

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023

guy

guy is the best character from the hit game taxi rider, has a loving wife (gal) and a dumbass son called timmy
guy is quite, smart, strong and has lost his sanity completely
guy is known for wearing a blue shirt with white sleeves and jean pants
guy overall is used to describe someone who insane, but still an absolute chad

person: that man just single killed an entire gang by himself!
someone who saw this: what a guy!

by TrustMeItsNotBanna September 6, 2022

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Guy

A really potent smelling bag of weed.

"I'm smoking on that that guy."
"This guy has an odor."

by Blkboard October 6, 2018

Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league

‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’

by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

Guy Best Friend

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.

Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

Guys

Used by Gen Z in public conversation to virtue-signal their submission to whatever they think people want to be addressed as; a catch-all.

If said by a sit down fast-food waitress with nose-piercing and blue hair, “Are you guys OK” means, “don’t forget to leave me a tip”.

If said by a universal congregational minister, “I pronounce you guys man & wife”, it means that he /they/she/zhe is being non-judgmental.

by Mr. Dhoy December 28, 2024