John Holden

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

donald john trump is hiruzen sarutobi

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343:donald john trump is hiruzen sarutobi

by AUDITORIUMU February 18, 2025

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023

John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny

John watches too many memes on facebook

by somone? May 28, 2020

Den John

If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.

Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.

Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-

by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ February 19, 2021

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024