by big_stroker January 17, 2021
by Dinodano December 27, 2019
The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
by Wookiemonster January 13, 2025
Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 22, 2015
No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.
by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 10, 2021