stuart green

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.

I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!

by Gggggsa January 12, 2014

Green One

A name for someone who is extremely weird and used by all. The type of person that drives you around all day.

Hey, can I have sex with a dude in your car green one?

by Sage lastran a April 29, 2021

Green balls

To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.

Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.

by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017

Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)

Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!

by laMP of the green genie September 27, 2021

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt June 10, 2018

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Green

the act of pounding/fucking someone's anus so hard green stuff starts to pour out

woman guy "im bout to green!!"
man guy "same nigga"

by topcum_maverick April 7, 2024